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On Line Dating


A man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.

The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.

He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.

Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.



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Dont know whats funny about that, I was deadly serious about telling him he could have my wife.

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I had a mate that was always threatening to leave his Missus and her reply was always, "'You'd miss me" - He didn't; he used a telescopic sight. Now I'll go in the naughty corner.

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