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Don't ask.


Curious about the world, little Peter asks his mother her age.

She replies, Real gentleman never ask a lady that question.

Unsatisfied, little Peter than asks his mother how much she weighs. Again, she replies, Real gentleman never ask a lady that question.

He then asks her why his father left her. You shouldnt be asking that, she replies and sends Peter to his room.

On his way, little Peter trips over his mothers purse. When he picks it up, he notices her drivers licence.

Excited, he goes back to his mother and says, I know everything about you now. Youre 39 years old, weigh 80kg and Daddy left you because you got an F in sex!

His mother now takes better care of her belongings.



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where do you get all your jokes from possum biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Bluesman, I've PM'd you

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