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Beggar me.


Bruce and Trevor are beggars. They beg in different areas of Bondi.
Bruce begs just as long as Trevor but only collects two to three dollars every day.
Trevor brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Bruce says to Trevor, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how do you manage to bring home a suitcase full of ten-dollar notes every day?"
Trevor says, "Look at your sign. What does it say?"
Bruce's sign reads "I have no work, and have a wife and six kids to support".
Trevor says, "No wonder you only get two or three dollars."
Bruce says, 'So what does your sign say?'
Trevor shows Bruce his sign. It reads, 'I only need another ten dollars to move back to New Zealand'.



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