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Of course not!


An old couple is sitting on their couch, and the woman turns to her husband.

If I died tomorrow, would you still want to get married again at your age?

The husband shrugs. Well, I wouldnt want to be lonely so yes.

The wife shoots him a dirty look. Would you live in our house with your new wife?

Well, the house has already been paid off so yes.

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The wife starts getting angrier. Will she have everything of mine? Will she use my golf clubs?!

Oh, no, says the husband. Shes left-handed.



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