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Who said Poetry is boring?.....


THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO LINE RYHME

WITH THE 'MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE'

AND THE 'LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE...

 

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming;

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

 

5. I thought that I could love no other;

--that is until I met your brother.

 

6. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes;

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

7. My love, you take my breath away;

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

8.What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

9.I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

 

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you;

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

Who said Poetry is boring?...please don't shoot the messenger Gals....Hoo Roo

 

 



-- Edited by Goldfinger on Wednesday 4th of March 2015 09:56:24 PM

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On a scale of 1 to 10, I'll give that 12.5!

Cheers, Tony

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Loved it
Allan

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Well done,you got my vote too.


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