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Post Info TOPIC: ARE YOU CIRCUMCISED?


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ARE YOU CIRCUMCISED?


''Are you circumcised?'']
 
 
A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist:
 
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to
be an Independent candidate. The receptionist replies "Certainly sir.
Please fill in this form.''
 
He was filling the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''
 
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"
 
She replied... "If you are circumcised you are not eligible" .
 
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
 
She replied...."To become a politician. you have to be a complete prick.
 



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Oh yes! Thank you.
Cheers, Tony

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