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Post Info TOPIC: 50 Shades of Grey - by Pam Ayres


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I have read lot of Pam Ayres and she is very funny ..Great one Linda......Alan.

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very very funny and so clever....................

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By Pam Ayres......... So get the right rhythm.  
 
 
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". 
 
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread... 
 
 
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip. 
 
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!! 
 
 
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer! 
 
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!! 
 
 
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered. 
 
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit! 
 
 
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!! 
 
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Ofwhat occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.


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