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Little girl on a plane



A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said,    'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.  'How about  nuclear power?'
and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't  know sh1t?


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Love it.  How many times does that apply to real life and how many times have you wanted to use that scenario smile.gif

Good one

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