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Talking Dog


A chap sees a sign advertising: "Talking Dog - $50". He knocks on the door and asks if he can see the dog, "sure" says the owner and calls the dog and leaves the room.
" So you can talk" says the chap
"Sure" says the dog
"That is amazing - where did you learn to talk" The chap asks

The dog responds "well I used to work for ASIO and I was trained to sit in and listen to conversations"
The dogs owner returns and the chap asks him "How come you only want $50 for the dog, he must be worth millions"
The owner replies in disgust "He hasn't been giving you that BS about working for ASIO has he?"

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Give up on the dog jokes Basil   smile.gif

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Ok Bilko, I'll stick to duck jokes, flu jokes and Obama jokes....

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And that just all in one joke.

What is it about ducks? No, you don't have to answer.

It seems you and Dave have a "duck" thing going. Anything you want to tell us?

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well we are both "Quacker's"

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