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The Orgins of Red Headed Kids


WHERE DO REDHEADED BABIES COME FROM?


After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. Shecan't  possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said.
'Even though you and your

wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have

contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.
'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair

for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this.. How

often do you have sex??? '


The man seemed a bit ashamed.'I've been working very

hard for the past year.We only made love once or twice

every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said
confidently.

It's Rust





-- Edited by Wombat 280 on Friday 20th of March 2009 02:34:38 PM

-- Edited by Wombat 280 on Friday 20th of March 2009 02:37:41 PM

-- Edited by Wombat 280 on Friday 20th of March 2009 02:39:23 PM

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Thanks Wombat

So now I know -I was 5 years after my older bruva!

Mike

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Good one wombat.  Offened wondered where the red hair came from.  Now I know and I know you only tell the truth smile

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