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Post Info TOPIC: ethnic jokes - no harm intended


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ethnic jokes - no harm intended


A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office,

marched straight up to the counter and said,

 

"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."

 

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.

We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a

chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive

her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.

 

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be

provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the

young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is

$200,000 a year."

 

The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullsh*t!"

 

The man behind the counter said "Well you f*ckin' started it!"



-- Edited by twobob at 22:28, 2008-10-19

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ouch!!!!

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Top one. Are there any other positions like that, the once a year O/S holiday sounds like a goer . I could be temped back into the workforce

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